Just a quickie (pahahaha quickie!)

And it's goodbye from him...

I couldn't let this evening pass without allowing Larry to say a final farewell to you all; tomorrow is operation day and therefore the day that we will go our separate ways. Larry - or Lazza, arsehole, Lumpy McBoob, he has been dubbed many names along the way - and I have gone through an emotional roller-coaster these past forty three days (I say we - I'm pretty sure a cancerous lump doesn't have any emotions but go with it, OK?) but I have to say I'm pretty happy that he's leaving.

Tomorrow I am being injected with radioactive dye in the morning (so they can scan me and establish which lymph nodes they need to remove and test for cancer) then the big operation is in the afternoon, followed by an overnight stay and finally I'll be home and Larry free! Although a small part of me will miss our (very much one-sided) chats, I guess I'll just have to name a body part and talk to that instead - how does Norman the knee sound?

So, I guess I'll see you all on the other side! Wish me luck!

Love, Meg and (for the final time) Larry xx

P.S. I totally have shaved my legs and painted my toenails for this operation. Who does that? I just hope someone in the operating theatre thinks to themselves "Wow, her toenails are awesome and her legs are so smooth!" Then at least it wasn't all for nothing...

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